Tag: fun
group name: everything2
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January 31, 2008 02:42 PM EST --
This showed up in my email. With superbowl coming up, I thought y'all might get a kick out of it.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She . . . more
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April 01, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
Name as many as you wish
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 05, 2008 06:44 AM EST --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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February 01, 2008 11:08 AM EST --
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him,
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND . . . more
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April 15, 2007 05:09 PM EDT --
We all played paper games when we were kids weather it be DOTS.... TIC-TAC-TOE...XoXo or Word search....which ones did you play the most. or did you just make the paper chain?
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February 01, 2008 07:32 PM EST --
In light of the holiday season, I am passing along some advice from Dr.
Phil -
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our . . . more
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February 02, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, said the young man. "If I could . . . more
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August 10, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
I don't watch much television now, but when I was a kid I lived for it. We had one t.v. and we all had to decide on a show to watch as a family. Sunday night was horrible, because . . . more
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August 16, 2008 07:58 PM EDT --
August 13th 2008 was National Left Handed Day. In observance of this holiday I have a few facts for you.
Sorry it's late, lifes been a little busy.
Scientists use to thing that left and . . . more
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April 01, 2007 08:00 PM EDT --
The letter we are using is O. Words that start with or end with O.
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March 31, 2007 12:31 AM EDT --
This is probably weird. And maybe I'm nerdy... but I usually either work or stay at home w/ the family on Saturday nights. But what does everyone else do? Go out on dates, go to parties, do homework??? . . . more
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April 16, 2007 03:34 PM EDT --
many to pick from
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December 11, 2007 12:09 PM EST --
1)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
2)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken . . . more
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April 17, 2008 08:20 PM EDT --
Imagine its summer already. What would you be doing?
List one thing at a time.
I'll start off!
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July 15, 2007 09:17 PM EDT --
Name a nursery rhyme then recite it.
Ex: Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
etc. etc. you get the idea
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April 02, 2007 11:16 PM EDT --
Please name your favorite cookie receipe. It can be holiday cookies or just fav. from grandma
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July 14, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
Some folks have trouble with all those 'shalls'
and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments.
They just ain't used to talkin' in those terms.
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